Privacy Statement

Bruce Clement, the author of has created this privacy statement in order to demonstrate his firm commitment to privacy. The following discloses the information gathering and dissemination practices for this website. operates as a single web site addressable as

Future Intent

This privacy statement was written in anticipation of foreseeable changes to the site using a more modern technology such as php or aspx. At the moment the site is static html and does not have the capability to track users and is not collecting the information needed to drive one.  is written in the JoJo CMS that is written in  php.

The only information we are actually collecting is the ip address and referrer associated with each page retrieval (our web-server does this automatically), but are only using that information for problem diagnosis.

We employ Google Analytics to track and analyse usage of the site. The data they collect is governed by the Google privacy statement they don't divulge any personally identifiable information about you to us.

User Data

We do not require you to divulge any information about yourself .

Other than the currenly assigned ISP address you are using, we do not have any mechanism to collect identifiable information about you. We do not have a mechanism to convert that address into any personal information about you.

Other than information you freely choose to give us through email we do not attempt to gather any identifiable information about you or any other individuals using this site.

Sharing of data

Except as required by law, we will never give any information about you to third parties.

Use of Cookies

A cookie is a small data file that certain Web sites store on your computer when you visit them. A cookie file can contain information such as a user ID that the site uses to track the pages you've visited. But the only personal information a cookie can contain is information you supply yourself. A cookie can't read data off your hard disk or read cookie files created by other sites.

There are two kinds of cookies, permanent and temporary. Temporary cookies are held in the memory of the browser session that received them, and vanish when you close your browser.Permanent cookies are written to your hard drive and are available for future sessions. does not currently use cookies. It is possible that future versions of the site may use uses temporary cookies to keep track of your current php or aspx session.

We empahasise that cookies, by themselves, cannot be used to find out the identity of any user. will only store information provided voluntarily. If for some reason you would rather not take advantage of the benefits made possible with cookies, most browsers allow you to reject cookies or to choose which cookies to accept.

IP Addresses

We use your IP address for systems administration purposes, and to help diagnose problems with our site. IP addresses are logged to track a user's session. This gives an idea of which parts of our site users are visiting. We do not link IP addresses to anything personally identifiable. This means that a users session will be tracked, but the user will be anonymous.


This site may contain links to other sites. is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such Web sites.


This site has security measures in place to protect the loss, misuse and alteration of the information under our control. Once again we point out that no personal information is collected.


We currently lack any way to add you to a newsletter or similar list.

Should we later provide a mechanism to receive communications from us we will always make that choice yours, and will require you to manually change an entry field from a default option to receive that communication. At that time we will provide an easy to use mechanism to remove your name from the list.


This site doesn't collect information. If you would like to review or correct the information we aren't collecting, you can email us at the address given below and we will confirm that we know nothing about you.

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Contacting the Web Site

If you have any questions about this privacy statement, the practices of this site, or your dealings with this Web site, you can contact

Bruce Clement,
The Proprietor,

Through the Contact page